A fabulous little paragraph that deserves recognition.

This is great, and I cannot take credit for it. (author unknown)

Why are fire engines red?

Newspapers are read, too. Two plus 2 is 4, 4+4 is 8, and 8+4 is 12. There are 12 inches in a ruler. Queen Mary was a ruler. Queen Mary was also a ship at sea. The sea has fish, the fish have fins, and the Finns fought the Russians. Russians used to be red, and fire engines are always rushin’.

That’s why fire engines are red.

That is all.