Changes

As my latest post was well over a year ago, I consider this a kind of starting-over point with this blog. I've got a new name and a new URL; with it, a new sense of dedication. I vow the following:

• I will update regularly.
• I will add photos of things I like.
• I will generate entertaining themes for posts.
• I will not wait to post again until 2015.

That said, here are the realities:

• I am lazy.
• I am extremely lazy.
• I swear too much to be family friendly or particularly work appropriate.
• I would literally forget my own ass at home were it not attached, so help me God.

Given these, I would not hope for much. I would like to meet your expectations; thus, those ought to be set fairly low. I can be witty, but I can also be boring and wildly uninteresting. If you're bored or wildly uninterested, best to wander off now.